Funny Epitaphs

Here are some funny epitaphs I found on the Internet:

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

On the 22nd of June
- Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.

Here lies Angelica
She jumped in the pool
Unfortunately we had drained it
While she was at school. 

Chocolate is Not a Vegetable
Here lies poor Billy.
Although it sounds silly,
he never ate anything green.
The candy that filled him
is also what killed him
the day after last Halloween.

Rest in Peas
Here lies the body of Izzy Dunn-Eaton.
It’s hard to believe what he tried.
He tasted the school cafeteria food
and Izzy Dunn-Eaton done died.